things im good at:
- putting on weight
things im good at:
kinda want someone that i can sit in with all day playing games like spyro or crash bandicoot on some shitty old console, someone to share cigs with, someone to be all cute with, someone to do all the crazy shit id usually do on my own and most importantly, someone to fall asleep and wake up to everyday. is that too much to ask?
just want a nice chilled out girl that i can blaze with
sat in my garden just hoping some fit lass is gunna walk up to the gate in absolutely nothing and yh, oh my mindddd
is it just me that seems to have weird episodes over the strangest of things? like the other day, i was reading a book and suddenly the word ‘are’ seemed really foreign to me, like i started to obsess over the way it looked and sounded and why whoever made up the word named it ‘are’ instead of something else and it really started to freak me out because i just couldnt get my head around it, idk im probably just weird but yh haha
im not religious or anything but its nice to believe that there is something beyond death, whether it be reincarnation or some sort of place where all the dead people chill out, reminisce about life and make fun of all the alive people, idk its just a bit shit to think that once your dead, thats it.
I honestly believe that mentally ill patients are only labeled as “ill” because “normal” “sane” people cannot and will not understand them. I think that they are almost the key and link to other worlds… I mean, call me crazy but how else can you explain the fact that many schizophrenic patients see the same world?
ngl, i think it’d be pretty interesting to be a professional pole dancer
one day im all cool and enjoying the perks of being ‘single’ and the next im like ‘omg i want a gf, i need someone to cuddle and be all cute with! oh im never going to find someone, why is life so difficult someone just love me already fml’
who needs a girlfriend? vibrators are the way forward, they dont bitch or complain
was walking home from school today and some scruffy man in a white van hung out of his window and yelled ‘lesbian haircut’. glad people are finally starting to identify me as a bush basher, makes me proud like.
when people take out their stretchers and their ear just looks like some slack bumhole, i dont get how thats attractive
omg im literally in tears of laughter, i was sat in bed plucking my eyebrows yh and for some weird reason, if i do it in a certain place, it makes me sneeze and so like, i did it there and i must have sneezed about 5 times in a row and bearing in mind, im home alone, i was not expecting anyone to say anything, not like i do anyways but yeah so like i sneezed and out of no where, my neighbor (who i used to hate because she has a yappy dog and it wakes me up all the time) yelled through the wall ‘BLESSSSS YOUUUUUU’. ok so now i love her and i feel like i have a new lease of life in me. little things please me